Friday, July 18, 2025

(8) Rock Stars and Red Rocks: Our Utah Adventure Through Time and Stone


Capital Reef: A Drive-By Masterpiece

We didn’t camp at Capital Reef National Park, but Highway 24 became our personal art gallery as we cruised from Bryce Canyon to Moab. I’m pretty sure we saw every color that exists in nature’s crayon box – and a few colors that shouldn’t exist but somehow do when geology gets creative. It’s like Mother Nature got a little drunk on possibility and decided to paint the entire landscape with her eyes closed. Spoiler alert: she’s apparently an artistic genius even while intoxicated.


Arches: Dawn Patrol with the Puppies

The alarm went off at 5:30 AM, which in vacation time translates to “why-did-we-think-this-was-a-good-idea o’clock.” But here’s the thing about getting up with the sun – you get to be practically alone with some of the most iconic scenery in America. Well, alone except for the disappointed faces of our puppies pressed against Reba’s windows.

“But Mom, we want to see the pretty rocks too!” Direct quote from our dogs’ expressions.

Unfortunately, park rules are park rules, and no pups are allowed on trails. They took it surprisingly well, probably because they’re used to our questionable decision-making by now. Plus, they got to guard the Reba like the noble protectors they are (translation: they napped in air conditioning while we sweated up mountains).

Delicate Arch: The Poster Child of Utah


The hike to Delicate Arch is only 3 miles, but it’s 3 miles of “why did I think flip-flops would work here?” terrain. Seriously, some people on the trail had very questionable attire and no water! 

Rock scrambling and elevation changes had us huffing and puffing like we’d forgotten how lungs work (again). But standing beneath that iconic arch – the one that graces every Utah license plate and tourism brochure – was absolutely worth every labored breath.

And here’s where technology and I had a rare moment of friendship: I actually had cell service at the top! So naturally, I FaceTimed Ethan to share the moment (Jonah was probably sleeping). Sometimes our complicated relationship with technology pays off in the most unexpected ways.

After conquering our main objective, we found several shorter trails perfect for what I like to call “contemplative wandering.” There’s something magical about sitting quietly among these ancient formations, watching the light shift and dance across the stone. The landscapes literally change before your eyes as the sun moves across the sky – it’s like watching the world’s slowest, most beautiful movie.

**Fun Fact Alert: Arches National Park has over 2,000 natural stone arches. We saw maybe 15 of them. That’s like reading the first page of a 500-page novel and thinking you understand the plot. We spent 4.5 hours there and could have easily spent twice that, but we’re sticking to our “off the trails by afternoon” rule because we’re responsible adults now (shocking, I know).

Petroglyphs: Todd’s New Obsession

Todd discovered his inner archaeologist when we encountered ancient petroglyphs throughout our journey. He became our unofficial rock art interpreter, researching symbols and sharing facts like an enthusiastic museum docent. The Moab Man (photo evidence pending) was particularly fascinating – a piece of Archaic and Fremont Rock Art that made us feel connected to people who walked these same paths thousands of years ago.


Here’s what gets me fired up though: seeing modern graffiti carved over these sacred sites. It’s like someone decided to “improve” the Mona Lisa with a Sharpie. Many Native American groups consider these rocks sacred sites, and rightfully so. Show some respect, people!

Canyonlands: Layers Upon Layers of Awesome

Our drive along the Colorado River section of Canyonlands was like flipping through Earth’s photo album. More petroglyphs, more geological eye candy, and more of that layered sandstone that makes you wonder if nature has a degree in architecture. Each layer tells a story spanning millions of years – talk about a compelling narrative!


The RV Life: Plot Twist of the Century

I’ll be honest – RV life wasn’t on my bucket list. I was more of a “nice hotel with room service” kind of traveler. But Reba (our trusty mobile home) has completely changed the game. Having the puppies with us transforms every adventure, and there’s something deeply satisfying about having your own space wherever you roam.

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But here’s the real magic: those evening conversations outside Reba. Todd and I sit in our comfortable chairs, feet up on footstools, processing the day’s wonders while planning tomorrow’s adventures. We’re literally sitting in nature’s living room, discussing everything from geological formation theories to which trail snacks worked best. It’s become our favorite part of each day.

Utah’s Mighty Five: 4 Down, 1 To Go

This trip covered a significant chunk of Utah’s famous Mighty Five national parks. We’ve now experienced the red rock magic of three incredible destinations, with Zion National Park waiting for our next adventure. (And yes, we’re saving the best for last – or at least that’s what everyone keeps telling us.)

Next Stop: Salt Lake City

Where we’ll probably eat way too much food, do laundry, and pretend we’re civilized humans again before our next outdoor adventure.  And the best part? We will be joined by Tina and her son Tyler! Tina flew out yesterday to join us on a portion of our epic adventure and see the new home Tyler just bought. Welcome the joys and struggles young man!

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*Have you explored Utah’s national parks? Share your favorite hidden gems in the comments – we’re always looking for our next adventure!*

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